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10 jokes for your Halloween

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While it may seem counterintuitive to combine a holiday know for fright, with comedy, a good joke can do wonders for bringing you into the spirit. Here's hoping it doesn't bring any other spirits in to haunt you... Here they are, 15 jokes for your Halloween! 

  • What did the mummy say to the detective? Let's wrap this case up.
  • What does the papa ghost say to his family when driving? Fasten your sheet belts.
  • What is a vampire's favorite sport? Casketball.
  • What's it like to be kissed by a vampire? It's a pain in the neck.
  • What do you give to a pumpkin trying to quit smoking? A pumpkin patch.
  • Why did the ghost go into the bar? For the Boos.
  • Why did the witches' team lose the baseball game? Their bats flew away.
  • What does a vampire never order at a restaurant? A stake sandwich.
  • What's a vampire's favorite fast food? A: A guy with very high blood pressure.
  • Why don't skeletons hang out in graveyards? They don't have the guts.

Have a happy Halloween from FNTS!